Inject-A-Dad Campaign

Is your husband not aggressive enough? Not assertive enough? Just kind of a pushover when it comes to raising your kids? Well, now you can spruce him up with an injection of genetic material of a certain father stereotype! Inject-A-Dad acts on certain areas of the brain that deal with personality and aggression, releasing androgens and temporarily altering the composition of your partner’s cortical white matter to create a whole new him!