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The insider celeb street mag highlighting the actual stupidity of the people you worship.





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     Let It Flow, Bro.

The hetero-exclusionary chauvinist twenty-something men’s lifestyle mag.




     Your Parents Don’t Really Raise You, We Do…

Catering to the impressionable teen market that interacts with their parents long enough to get the money they need to buy our magazine.



We’re Right

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     Preserving America For Americans

Enough said.