We are the BRIMBORION, an online media agency generating blogging, social media content, ads, publications, product reviews, news briefs and a podcast.  We are also a parent company to such subsidiaries as Brimbrewbrion Breweries, Pumblorionications Publishing House and Pharmborionaceuticals Pharmaceutical Industries, Inc.

As well, we provide online marketing, copywriting, content creation and brand partnerships for your business.  Use the Contact form to drop us a line or to schedule a consultation.

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About Us

What is the BRIMBORION?

“Foolish charms or superstitious prayers, used by old and simple women against the toothache, and any such threadbare and musty rags of blind devotion.”

-Randall Cotgrave, 1611 A.D.

That about sums it up.

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Publications

Check out our slick glossies!  They’re totally a real thing!  And slick!

Dafuq?

Dafuq cover 4      You & Me Both, Man…

The insider celeb street mag highlighting the actual stupidity of the people you worship.

 

 

Spermatorrhea

 

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     Let It Flow, Bro.

The hetero-exclusionary chauvinist twentysomething men’s lifestyle mag.

 

 

Surrogate

     Your Parents Don’t Really Raise You, We Do…

Catering to the impressionable teen market that interacts with their parents long enough to get the money they need to buy our magazine.

 

 

We’re Right

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     Preserving America For Americans

Enough said.

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Partnerships

PumblorionicationsBRIMBREWBRION BREWERIESSepo's 2pharmborion-aceuticals 2

Colon Burst

The Internet

Christmas

True Moments in American History

S.M.I.L.E.

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