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Recent Posts

  • Are You a Brainwashed American? Take the Quiz!

    Are You a Brainwashed American? Take the Quiz!

    Hello, citizen! Read the news? Watch the news? Think you know your country pretty well? Well, take the quiz? Start NOW! ANSWER LATER! Prize for know it good! The tax bill that passed in 2017 was a regressive tax bill.  A ‘regressive’ tax bills mean lower economic tiers are compelled to pay more of their Read more

  • You Remember These Dicks from High School?

    You Remember These Dicks from High School?

    Congressional Democrats and Republicans: the mother and father of a random shitty childhood.  They fight each other for dominance in their toxic marriage, constantly ignoring their kids in the process.  Tell them things like, “Go to your room!” and “Please, the adults are talking!” Sure, they know a lot about lawmaking, which isn’t easy.  But Read more

  • Move Over, Communism, Terrorism, Wokeism, Hitler. Now It’s Political!

    Move Over, Communism, Terrorism, Wokeism, Hitler. Now It’s Political!

    If Donald Trump will walk away from the White House one day with nothing else to show for his half-assed efforts but a ridiculous East Wing ballroom, a trade war no opponent will have strictly adhered to, his face on Mt. Rushmore or, God forbid, a potential third term, he can at least take pride, Read more

  • Man Picks Up That Stupid, Ugly Box Guitar, Decides to Start Prog Rock Band

    Man Picks Up That Stupid, Ugly Box Guitar, Decides to Start Prog Rock Band

    EUGENE, Ore. (BN) – Stepping into a pawnshop on Franklin Blvd. in Glenwood, Jeremy Holsby recalls something on the far wall instantly calling out to him. Like a messianic vision, he says, he was drawn toward its aura, spellbound by its presence. There, among second-rate guitars by Harmony, Squire and Ibanez, hung a 1984 Steinberger Read more

  • The New Age Paradox, Part 4: The Relationship Stock Market

    The New Age Paradox, Part 4: The Relationship Stock Market

    So what did I learn, in the end?  Nothing all that profound, really.  That there’s this certain culture of people—one in many of the adopted, artificial cultures in America—who live a certain way, with its own set of rules, its adopted language, behaviors and self-righteousness, and use it to make themselves feel like they belong… Read more

  • How to Scientifically Determine If Your Partner Is a Skeeze

    How to Scientifically Determine If Your Partner Is a Skeeze

    So, let’s do a little Cartesian Self experiment: What would happen if we took all that scientists know about science and applied it to the most scientific individuals on Earth—scientists—and how they interact with other scientists in the realm of science, regarding science? … Read more

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Publications

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Dafuq?

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The insider celeb street mag highlighting the actual stupidity of the people you worship.

 

Spermatorrhea

      Let It Flow, Bro.

The hetero-exclusionary chauvinist twentysomething men’s lifestyle mag. 

 

Surrogate

      Your Parents Don’t Really Raise You, We Do…

Catering to the impressionable teen market that interacts with their parents just long enough to get the money they need to buy our magazine.

 

We’re Right

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      Preserving America For Americans

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