*NOTE: This app wasn’t a big seller when it dropped in 2021. We believe a major revamping is in the works, however, with a likely even bigger launch in 2029 believed to be one of the BIGGEST and MOST TERRIFIC in the history of all technology. HUGE!
(Or possibly sooner. Heaven forbid though.)*
Your favorite president may have been chased out of both government & the annals of history like a rat covered in blonde pubes and orange powder from having gnawed into your surplus Tang supply, but his presidential wisdom, vanity, misogyny & xenophobia can live on, encapsulated in the interactive, personalized TramppⓇ wakeup app for your smartphone.
