Are You a Brainwashed American? Take the Quiz!

Posted on by the BRIMBORION in Misc. Comedy

Hello, citizen! Read the news? Watch the news? Think you know your country pretty well? Well, take the quiz? Start NOW! ANSWER LATER! Prize for know it good!

The tax bill that passed in 2017 was a regressive tax bill. 

  1. Yes
  2. No
  3. I don’t know
  4. Who cares?
  5. Owning the Libs is all that matters
  6. This is stupid
  7. You’re an idiot

A ‘regressive’ tax bills mean lower economic tiers are compelled to pay more of their income/assets over time. 

  1. Yes
  2. No
  3. Still don’t know
  4. Look at the Lib, all butt hurt!
  5. Walmart only nets a few billion dollars out of the 680 billion it grosses after paying off debts and re-investment, so

The United States of America is made up of 8 billion people from almost every documented ethnicity on Earth.

  1. True
  2. False
  3. Illegals are undocumented.  Read that again
  4. People who don’t look like me need to be rounded up and flown to an El Salvador supermax
  5. People who don’t look like me need to be rounded up and bussed to Mogadishu

A ‘supermax’ is:

  1. A grocery store
  2. A tampon
  3. A World War II Latin American superhero
  4. A mascot for a type of floor wax made from discarded banana peels
  5. A prison
  6. A post-apocalyptic villain in a George Miller movie

What is ‘Mogadishu’?

  1. A Korean dish made of pork, friend noodles and fermented soybean paste
  2. A type of Chinese contraception
  3. A Mongolian slur
  4. A city in Sudan
  5. How the Japanese say “My left arm has begun to tingle. I have not slept in 36 hours.”

Donald Trump won the presidency in 2016.

  1. True
  2. False
  3. Only because of the Electoral College
  4. Biggest inauguration in history!
  5. a & c

Donald Trump won the presidency in 2020.

  1. True
  2. False
  3. Voter fraud!
  4. He keeps saying it, so it must be true.
  5. THE RADICAL LEFT DEMOCRATS ARE CRAZY!!

Donald Trump won the presidency in 2024.

  1. True
  2. False
  3. No voter fraud this time!
  4. Lock her up!!
  5. LIBS GOT OWNED!

The current president (Donald Trump) doesn’t like to read and has the attention span and temperament of a seven-year-old spoiled rich kid.

  1. Half true, half I don’t know
  2. A seven-year-old from where?
  3. How rich?
  4. Covfefe!
  5. Sleepy Joe and the Dems destroyed the economy!
  6. You’re just taking sides

The U.S. Congress in 2025 is dominated by a party full of grown men and women who are too afraid of losing their congressional seats and more interested in kissing their boss’s ass and furthering their careers than helping most Americans with things they actually need.

  1. That makes sense
  2. False
  3. Dems do the same thing!
  4. Elon Musk needs to create another political party
  5. Trick question. This can’t be objectively verified
  6. Yes, this is quite obvious
  7. Plandemic!

The Vietnam War was fought to save America from the threat of the North Vietnamese.

  1. True
  2. False
  3. Doubtful
  4. What war in Vietnam?
  5. I believe what the government tells me when it substantiates the things I already believe because I learned those things from my parents and they believed what the government told them when it substantiated the things they believed because they learned those things from their parents and they believed what the government told them.

The U.S. invaded Grenada in 1983 because it was an existential threat to American democracy.

  1. True
  2. False
  3. WAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
  4. What the f*ck is Grenada?
  5. Did you see those photos of the airport?  How else would you explain an airport except Russia was going to build a military base?

Was there actually a global pandemic from 2019 to 2023 which affected both the supply and consumer sides of the economic chain that holds the entire global marketplace together?

  1. Yes
  2. No
  3. The plandemic was a hoax perpetrated by Comrade Fauci and the Chinese government
  4. There are graphene oxides in vaccines that the government uses to brainwash people
  5. Only sheeple got the Covid vaccine

Has the American economy been doing better since the pandemic ended in May 2023?

  1. Yes
  2. No
  3. It is now that Trump is in office
  4. Plandemic!

Has unemployment gone down in America since the pandemic ended?

  1. Yes
  2. No
  3. Not on my block
  4. Yes, but lazy welfare queens refuse to work
  5. Trump isn’t reducing Medicaid and SNAP to try and balance the books because of the predicted $3+ trillion that will be added to the deficit with the Big Beautiful Bill, he’s fixing a broken system

Has inflation gone down in America since the pandemic ended?

  1. Yes
  2. No
  3. Egg prices!
  4. Gas prices!
  5. House prices!
  6. Shampoo prices!

Did crime generally go up or down in America during the Biden administration?

  1. Up
  2. Down
  3. Blue states are failed states!
  4. The Great Replacement Theory is real 
  5. Pizzagate

Have gas prices gone down at any time since Trump took office?

  1. I saw them go down a few cents
  2. It’s Hamas’ fault!
  3. Iran’s fault!
  4. Hezbollah’s fault!
  5. The Houthi’s fault!
  6. America needs to bomb more 
  7. Remember 9/11!

Are post-pandemic unemployment and inflation still going down under Trump?

  1. Yes
  2. No
  3. Basically the same, slightly worse
  4. Sleepy Joe and the Dems ARE STILL DESTROYING THE ECONOMY!!!
  5. Won’t it be funny to see Trump still blaming Biden in like 3 years?
  6. Tariff rebate checks are coming in 2026, so that’ll make up for it

What determines the cost of a home in America?

  1. The president
  2. The banks
  3. The Federal Reserve
  4. The U.S. bond market
  5. Greed
  6. b – f

Who is the largest recipient of government handouts in America?

  1. The agriculture industry
  2. The defense industry
  3. The savings & loan industry
  4. Lazy people
  5. Immigrants
  6. Someone who isn’t me and it pisses me off

Computers were first developed in the 1950s with massive amounts of funding by the American taxpayer.

  1. True
  2. False
  3. I have no idea because I’m a brainwashed American
  4. Flandemic

Personal computers today were created using the technology that resulted from the development of the first computers.

  1. True
  2. False
  3. Sounds right
  4. F*ck if I know

All American taxpayers get a corporate rebate, federal subsidy or other discount when they buy a computer because they essentially paid for them in the first place.

  1. True
  2. False
  3. I don’t own a computer because I don’t like the government spying on me
  4. All I need is Netflix, FOX News and ESPN+.  To hell with the rest. And to hell with this dum ass quiz

Published by the BRIMBORION