Would you be paddled and taunted by the Founding Fathers dressed up as the Village People? Would you be paddled and taunted by The Village People dressed up as the Founding Fathers? Would you be forced to watch the Bader-Meinhoff doing the Riverdance? Sitting between Ben Franklin, dressed like the hot cop from the Village People, and King George III in a bondage suit, spiked collar and dental dam? Any number of scenarios are likely...
Author: William I. Kilmgood, M.D., Ph.D.
Why Do You Let That Nonsense Get to You?
People react to things. It’s a crucial part of how our central nervous systems function as living organisms. Burns, freezes, pain, possible further pain, possible death—humans are going to yank away their body parts or duck underneath something if suspect any harm will come to them, and possibly live longer as a result...
Why Art Majors Wouldn’t Necessarily Be the First to Die in an End-of-World Scenario
In the last ten or fifteen years, I can’t tell you the number of times some jackass of cultish renown has stepped onto a broadcast soapbox to tell everyone the end of the world was right around the corner...
Everything You Need to Know about Life You Learned While Driving on the Interstate
One inescapable aspect of modern life I think many people don’t want to think about—and, therefore, don’t—is how often they put their lives in the hands of others when they step into a car, train, plane or any vehicle of considerable mass and velocity, as a driver or passenger...
Aspects of Human Anatomy & Physiology That Prove That Intelligent Design Really Wasn’t
100 anti-Semites walked into a bar and were asked how many Jews it took to make them all look stupid. And when they found out it was just one, they committed the self-fulfilling prophecy of writing a paper that proved that he had to be a fraud. But as Einstein himself pointed out: “Hey, if I were wrong, just one [of those assholes] would have been enough.” ...
Dating and the Application of the Scientific Method to Dating: How to Scientifically Determine If Your Partner Is a Skeaze
So, let’s do a little Cartesian Self experiment here: What would happen if we took all that scientists know about science and applied it to the most scientific individuals on Earth—scientists—and how they interact with other scientists in the realm of science, regarding science? ...