Editor’s Note: This article was originally published by the BRIMBORION in April of 2021. Because its astuteness and relevance will likely be recognized and appreciated each and every election season in the foreseeable future, we have decided to print it again for 2024, and likely will for the next 200 years or so as long … Continue reading The Coming Electoral Contest in the Roman Empire, 395 A.D.
According to voters on both sides of the political spectrum, the 2024 presidential election is gearing up to be the most important presidential election of our lifetime. Yours, mine—everyone’s. Yeah, it’s not true. I’ve been hearing it a lot, though. People say it every election season, with maybe a few exceptions. When you’ve got a … Continue reading The Ultimate 4-Step Guide to Voting for Trump in 2024
Welcome to the New Year. Of the rest of your life. You know that time only moves forward, right? Like, forever? Until your dead? I see people talking about making every day count, calling out others who waste their time, doing one thing every day that scares them. All the while trying to un-memento that … Continue reading Steam Whistle News Feed – January 12, 2024
Editor's Note: What follows is an opinion piece sent to us here at the BRIMBORION. Apparently, something we said or wrote about Donald Trump lit a fire under one of our many, many, many beautiful readers, and this one decided to write to us and express his dissatisfaction about the former (and possible future) president. The views expressed in this commentary belong exclusively to the nutcase who wrote them.