The Ultimate Take on Martha Stewart’s Sexy Spread

"I mean, what good can you possibly say of this? ‘It’s going to empower women to…’—nope.  ‘It’s going to inspire young girls to…’—nope.  ‘It’s going to motivate seventy-year-old women to…’—nope.  ‘Men are going to buy it because…’—nope.  ‘Seventy-year-old men are going buy it because…’—maybe. But that's all you got."