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Recent Posts

  • The Exciting Presidential Debate Skirmish of 2024

    The Exciting Presidential Debate Skirmish of 2024

    “Big thing tonight,” I said to my brother.  “You watching it?” “You mean the game?” “There’s no game tonight,” my niece says from the couch.  “It’s Tuesday.” “Games start on Thursday,” my sister-in-law said from the kitchen.  “You lazy, uneducated Americans and your obsession with sports.” “Hey, sports builds character in kids,” my brother said.… Read more

  • The Mindfully Demure Brat Summer of 2024

    The Mindfully Demure Brat Summer of 2024

    “Len, you follow trends, don’t you?” my sister-in-law asks me one day when I’m over. “Kind of.  I mean, what are we talking here?” I said.   She was in the dining room at the table, and everyone else was in the living room in front of the TV.  I was having a beverage in the… Read more

  • Steam Whistle News Feed – August 23, 2024

    Steam Whistle News Feed – August 23, 2024

    Politico released an analysis this week, after reviewing the cross-tabulation data of almost a dozen polls aiming to find out what key voters are now saying about Kamala Harris and Donald Trump, and the results, they indicated, were “eye-popping.”  Whatever that means.  Mainly, it pointed to a Kamala Harris surge in popularity.  Honestly, a better… Read more

  • Just Blame the Internet for Everything

    Just Blame the Internet for Everything

    You think that’s unfair? Just type ‘wtf’ into the Internet right now. Or the word ‘funny.’ I guarantee you the results will come back: bear falls on chainsaw, cuts itself in half lengthwise. Pregnant woman slips in the gore. People on YouTube write: ‘this should be another book in the bible.’ Read more

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Publications

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Dafuq?

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The insider celeb street mag highlighting the actual stupidity of the people you worship.

 

Spermatorrhea

      Let It Flow, Bro.

The hetero-exclusionary chauvinist twentysomething men’s lifestyle mag. 

 

Surrogate

      Your Parents Don’t Really Raise You, We Do…

Catering to the impressionable teen market that interacts with their parents just long enough to get the money they need to buy our magazine.

 

We’re Right

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      Preserving America For Americans

Enough said.

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