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EXCLUSIVE!! More memes meant for propaganda toward the unsuspecting Chinese people that we were able to acquire from a hacked CCP government server and bring to the good ol U S A! (Impeccable translation by one of our patriotic Mandarin speaking interns in parentheses.) No words for this (in English) I honestly thought she’d charge more than that Trump--the best antifa president ever? Asking for a friend One cat’s momentary encounter with the supernatural. Exclusive! Deepfake AI audition reels leaked! Pentagon contracts will soon flood the internet with deepfake AI users! Check it out! Shocking astoundingly much information, very surprising! Know how to read? Great! It’s an important skill for doxxing and sending people threatening emails. Memes about keeping your virgina healthy If everything else collapses in my life, there's always Dollar Tree. Some classics from our Premajac® campaign, from whenever that was. Memes are like the vague excreta of the senescent in their twilit dotage—accidentally made, poor in taste, foul in nature and so easily washed away by that person making just minimum wage to dodge kicks and right hooks and ejected saliva and bodily waste but what can I do, I got laid off from the champale factory and child support for three kids (one of which isn’t mine I think) and beer, bacon and tv dinners just went up at walmart thanks to tariffs plus gta 6 is coming out & I need a new ps5 because egg salad and bodily fluids got all over mine somehow when I brought it to work. Never understood this. “S€x first, then dinner” Makes a lot more sense to me.
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Dafuq?

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The insider celeb street mag highlighting the actual stupidity of the people you worship.

 

Spermatorrhea

      Let It Flow, Bro.

The hetero-exclusionary chauvinist twentysomething men’s lifestyle mag. 

 

Surrogate

      Your Parents Don’t Really Raise You, We Do…

Catering to the impressionable teen market that interacts with their parents just long enough to get the money they need to buy our magazine.

 

We’re Right

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      Preserving America For Americans

Enough said.

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