the BRIMBORION

We are the BRIMBORION, a humor media agency generating blogging, social media content, ads, print media, product reviews, news briefs and a news podcast.

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Recent Posts

Why The New Star Wars Trilogy Isn’t as Terrible as People Keep Telling You It Is

There seem to be four types of Star Wars movie-goers these days. 1.) Those who, by virtue of being too old or too young, have no emotional investment in the films. 2.) Those who saw the films as kids, desperately wanted the new trilogy to satisfy their thirty-year-dormant Star Wars jones, and found that it… Read more

January 30, 2020

Instagram

EXCLUSIVE!! More memes meant for propaganda toward the unsuspecting Chinese people that we were able to acquire from a hacked CCP government server and bring to the good ol U S A! (Impeccable translation by one of our patriotic Mandarin speaking interns in parentheses.)

No words for this (in English)

I honestly thought she’d charge more than that

Trump--the best antifa president ever? Asking for a friend

One cat’s momentary encounter with the supernatural.

Exclusive! Deepfake AI audition reels leaked! Pentagon contracts will soon flood the internet with deepfake AI users! Check it out! Shocking astoundingly much information, very surprising!

Know how to read? Great! It’s an important skill for doxxing and sending people threatening emails.

Memes about keeping your virgina healthy

If everything else collapses in my life, there's always Dollar Tree.

Some classics from our Premajac® campaign, from whenever that was.

Memes are like the vague excreta of the senescent in their twilit dotage—accidentally made, poor in taste, foul in nature and so easily washed away by that person making just minimum wage to dodge kicks and right hooks and ejected saliva and bodily waste but what can I do, I got laid off from the champale factory and child support for three kids (one of which isn’t mine I think) and beer, bacon and tv dinners just went up at walmart thanks to tariffs plus gta 6 is coming out & I need a new ps5 because egg salad and bodily fluids got all over mine somehow when I brought it to work.

Never understood this. “S€x first, then dinner” Makes a lot more sense to me.

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Ad Campaigns

Aside from the work we have to do to keep our subsidiaries afloat, we’ve partnered with a number of other brands to enhance their online visibility and make people want to buy what they’re selling.

Momalien’s Toddler Beverage Campaign

trampp WAKEUP APP CAMPAIGN

ECB Campaign

Prolapsin Campaign

Premajac Campaign

Inject-A-Dad

Inject-A-Dad Campaign

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Prepuice Campaign

presumption Campaign

S.M.I.L.E.

S.M.I.L.E! Campaign

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SEPO’s Extended Product CampaigN

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Publications

Check out our slick glossies! They’re totally a real thing! And slick!

Dafuq?

You & Me Both, Man…

The insider celeb street mag highlighting the actual stupidity of the people you worship.

Spermatorrhea

Let It Flow, Bro.

The hetero-exclusionary chauvinist twentysomething men’s lifestyle mag.

Surrogate

Your Parents Don’t Really Raise You, We Do…

Catering to the impressionable teen market that interacts with their parents just long enough to get the money they need to buy our magazine.

We’re Right

Preserving America For Americans

Enough said.

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Partnerships

Pumblorionications BRIMBREWBRION BREWERIES Sepo's 2 pharmborion-aceuticals 2

Colon Burst

The Internet

Christmas

True Moments in American History

S.M.I.L.E.

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