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Recent Posts

  • The New Age Paradox, Part 1

    The New Age Paradox, Part 1

    And after five minutes of trying to flesh the whole thing out, to demonstrate clearly that I was capable of talking about how I felt—to many, many more of her glazed-eye blinkings—she would accuse me, in the end…of talking too much. And of still being angry. Which, of course, would start to make me angry. Read more

  • Gender Fluid Cashier Gives Cold Shoulder to Cis Males They’re Forced to Ring Up at Local Co-Op

    Gender Fluid Cashier Gives Cold Shoulder to Cis Males They’re Forced to Ring Up at Local Co-Op

    EUGENE, Ore. (BN) — A cashier at a local co-op who identifies as gender fluid told Brimborion News on Tuesday that they are fed up with the obviously cishet male customers they have to deal with on a daily basis, who expect their groceries to be bagged, or even handed to them after purchase.  “I… Read more

  • Internet, Meet AI. And Let the Downfall of Civilization Begin

    Internet, Meet AI. And Let the Downfall of Civilization Begin

    Generative AI is still in a swaddled infancy.  An enfant terrible of the 21st century, you might call it.  I won’t, however, because that would probably make it seem like I was complimenting it.  “Horrible infant” is better.  “Monstrosity in diapers”.  “Bull calf in a China shop”.   “Freaked out housecat in a China shop”.  “Captive… Read more

  • Fat Hymie & the Hard Times Phosphate Posse

    Fat Hymie & the Hard Times Phosphate Posse

    And the second the sliding doors open I behold over the loudspeaker a girl’s voice: “Cody, can you come to the register?  There’s a guy up here WITH A BOMB AND HE’S GOING TO BLOW US UP IF WE DON’T GIVE HIM OUR MONEY!!!!” I turned back to my girlfriend and told her to run. … Read more

  • 2 Hours in Venice Beach

    2 Hours in Venice Beach

    The amount of time I’ve spent in Los Angeles is criminally low. I don’t know why, I guess I just haven’t had many reasons to go. Most likely it’s because it is an intimidating city to visit. I’m from Chicago, which is a city made up of neighborhoods. Los Angeles is a city made up… Read more

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Publications

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Dafuq?

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The insider celeb street mag highlighting the actual stupidity of the people you worship.

 

Spermatorrhea

      Let It Flow, Bro.

The hetero-exclusionary chauvinist twentysomething men’s lifestyle mag. 

 

Surrogate

      Your Parents Don’t Really Raise You, We Do…

Catering to the impressionable teen market that interacts with their parents just long enough to get the money they need to buy our magazine.

 

We’re Right

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      Preserving America For Americans

Enough said.

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