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Recent Posts

  • Steam Whistle News Feed – December 30, 2022

    Steam Whistle News Feed – December 30, 2022

    It was the end of the year this week, for those of us who choose to follow a Gregorian calendar.  To our graves.  I mean, as opposed to a Chinese calendar.  Which will lead you to a grave, eventually, sure.  It’ll just take it a couple more months.  Or something like that.  It’s been personally… Read more

  • Steam Whistle News Feed – December 9, 2022

    Steam Whistle News Feed – December 9, 2022

    What is the news, if it’s not broadcast with some form of ulterior motive?  Has this ever been the case?  Ever?  Don’t know. Don’t think so.  For the organism in question is forever holistically tied to what fuels it and maintains its growth. Mass media is a publicly traded business. And all such businesses fundamentally… Read more

  • Steam Whistle News Feed – November 18, 2022

    Steam Whistle News Feed – November 18, 2022

    So, this week it’ll be back to news on Trump.  Like he were the g–damn president again.  Which you can better believe he won’t be.  Not ever again.  My money’s on his not even getting the nomination in 2024.  Plenty of Republican candidates are already pointing out how bad he was for the country, and… Read more

  • Steam Whistle News Feed – November 4, 2022

    Steam Whistle News Feed – November 4, 2022

    What’s wrong with the world today?  That’s me, asking a rhetorical question in response to an actual question that no one actually posed to me, which goes something like, ‘Hey, a–hole, what do you think is wrong with the world today?’  I mean, in those specific words I’ve never been asked it. In so many… Read more

  • Steam Whistle News Feed – October 21, 2022

    Steam Whistle News Feed – October 21, 2022

    It’s election season now in America.  Or has been for the last month, maybe.  That’s about when the candidate flyers started to asphyxiate my mailbox—people who didn’t engage in any political activity the past two years looking to unseat someone in the state legislature or Congress, because hundreds of thousands in outside dollars wants them… Read more

  • Review: St. Elmo’s Fire (1985)

    Review: St. Elmo’s Fire (1985)

    I read an article yesterday in Deadline by Carl Kurlander, the co-writer of the 1985 Joel Schumacher film St. Elmo’s Fire, in which Kurlander reflects on his time before, during and after the film’s writing and production, and the affects it maybe had, good and bad, upon the culture of young, urban, professional America.  And… Read more

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Publications

Check out our slick glossies!  They’re totally a real thing!  And slick!

Dafuq?

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The insider celeb street mag highlighting the actual stupidity of the people you worship.

 

Spermatorrhea

      Let It Flow, Bro.

The hetero-exclusionary chauvinist twentysomething men’s lifestyle mag. 

 

Surrogate

      Your Parents Don’t Really Raise You, We Do…

Catering to the impressionable teen market that interacts with their parents just long enough to get the money they need to buy our magazine.

 

We’re Right

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      Preserving America For Americans

Enough said.

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Partnerships

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The Internet

Christmas

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S.M.I.L.E.

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