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Brimboriodcast #381 – Monday, July 31, 2023 (27:52)
5 Lessons for Protection of Man While Urinating (Its Genius)
Urinating is process of life-sustaining, expulsion of waste maintains health and disease-free in current body of condition. But as mechanical process can be performed, factors persist to flummox man while undergoing ritual, causing much problem for current and future health. No vastness of concentration can deter flummox, discussion for prior and post-urination we will cover … Continue reading 5 Lessons for Protection of Man While Urinating (Its Genius)
Brimboriodcast #380 – Wednesday, July 26, 2023 (27:11)
The Million-Dollar Truth about Winning the Lottery
“You go talk to those people. Read their stories. People get poisoned, robbed at gunpoint, executed, drugged, stabbed in the back. Literally. We’re talking old school treachery here. They get depressed, commit suicide. Smoke crack. Or just do the dumbest stuff imaginable, like try to become drug traffickers. Or smoke crack..."
Brimboriodcast #379 – Friday, July 21, 2023 (28:24)
Steam Whistle News Feed – July 14, 2023
I know it seems like I’m doomsday picking and preaching these days—that all I want is to talk about the most general and large-scale, worst-case scenario news headlines, and then cynically and half-assedly rattle them in your face like I’m some kind of know-it-all toddler who seems to get his jollies that way. This world … Continue reading Steam Whistle News Feed – July 14, 2023
Uncle Huggy’s Magical World of Bros, Blow & the Hoes Who Blow Bros
But after I got inside and put my stuff down, it finally struck me—like a coked-out getaway driver into a crosswalk full of guys dressed like Santa Claus—why Rory had so many girls still “riding his jock,” to quote a phrase he loved to use...
Goat Vomit Prevents Woman without Washing Machine from Being Able to Wear Only Pair of Overalls
EUGENE, Ore. (BN) — A juvenile goat’s indiscretion led to a woman being unable to go into work this past week, Brimborion News is reporting. Lana Murphy, 25, woke up to find her overalls, which had been left outside all night on a patio chair, covered in vomit. All signs pointed to her pet goat, … Continue reading Goat Vomit Prevents Woman without Washing Machine from Being Able to Wear Only Pair of Overalls
Brimboriodcast #378 – Friday, July 14, 2023 (24:31)
Steam Whistle News Feed – July 7, 2023
Reading the daily news disgusts me. There, I said it. It's reached the point of where I feel like I'm living out the abattoir metaphor whenever I do. Which I'm just making up, right now, but hear me out. Do you eat meat? And if you do, do you prepare it yourself—“harvest” it from scratch—or … Continue reading Steam Whistle News Feed – July 7, 2023
Brimboriodcast #377 – Wednesday, July 12, 2023 (24:53)
Illegal Pot Dealers Look to Form Union, Face Opposition from Police, Actual Unions
EUGENE, Ore. (BN) – In 1973, Oregon became the nation’s first state to deem possession of a “lid” of marijuana (i.e. “four fingers,” or about an ounce) a mere violation, and no longer a felony. And though the state passed a measure to fully decriminalize the devil’s lettuce as far back as 1996, and was … Continue reading Illegal Pot Dealers Look to Form Union, Face Opposition from Police, Actual Unions
AI ♥️ You: How to Build an Awesome Relationship with ChatGPT
In this series of dialogues with the popular generative AI chatbot known as ChatGPT, I'm going to reveal the steps it takes to build a strong, lasting and intimate partnership with the application, and then discuss all the awesome ways you can reap the benefits from that partnership in the future. The application won't benefit … Continue reading AI ♥️ You: How to Build an Awesome Relationship with ChatGPT
Brimboriodcast #376 – Wednesday, July 05, 2023 (22:37)
Fledgling Coke Dealer Told by Older Coke Dealers Not to Start Own Landscaping Business, Too
EUGENE, Ore. (BN) — A local cocaine dealer was informed by his competitors Wednesday not to use landscaping as a front for his business, for fear it may bring more heat down on the illegal drug trade, sources told Brimborion News. Nick, who refused to give his actual name for fear of being harassed by … Continue reading Fledgling Coke Dealer Told by Older Coke Dealers Not to Start Own Landscaping Business, Too
Brimboriodcast #375 – Monday, July 03, 2023 (18:43)
Juicy Insight into the Powerful Perks of Lab-Grown Meat
“I don't know," my sister-in-law says. "Doesn't the whole thing seem a little too…I don't know. Weird?” “I mean, you’re eating eggs anyway. What are eggs but cells, right? Only this time, it’s like the egg grew up inside a machine into some kind of shapeless, godless, unverifiably lifeless blob without eyes or legs or a brain or anything like that.” “Like that one guy, who was president?” my brother says.
Brimboriodcast #374 – Friday, June 30, 2023 (21:51)
Brimboriodcast #373 – Wednesday, June 28, 2023 (29:00)
The Twitchy Traveler’s Guide to Making Travel Less Horrible and Embarrassing
I know the traveler I want to be. I want to be the guy in a sensible sport coat, carrying a briefcase that can fit easily under the chair or in the overhead compartment, yet is still capable of containing a laptop, a tablet, a bottle of whiskey, a vase, and a full-length mirror. All … Continue reading The Twitchy Traveler’s Guide to Making Travel Less Horrible and Embarrassing
Girl with Face Tattoo Who Won’t Make Porn Decides to Move to Eugene
EUGENE, Ore. (BN) – A young woman with no interest in taking part in the pornographic film industry decided she had no other options but to move to Eugene, Oregon, Brimborion News discovered recently in an interview with the Southern California native. Cari Weigera, 23, who arrived in town three months ago from Van Nuys, … Continue reading Girl with Face Tattoo Who Won’t Make Porn Decides to Move to Eugene
Man Visits Eugene, Has Conversations with 11 Panhandlers, Doesn’t Even Realize It
EUGENE, Ore. (BN) — A Midwestern man on a stroll through parts of Eugene alone Saturday wound up being stopped by 11 strangers, he told Brimborion News in an interview. “They were all very friendly,” said Herman Cort, 51, of Bemidji, Minnesota. “We’re in town taking a tour of the university for my son, he’s … Continue reading Man Visits Eugene, Has Conversations with 11 Panhandlers, Doesn’t Even Realize It
Brimboriodcast #372 – Friday, June 23, 2023 (22:27)
8 Simple Step to Deal with Gonads Trouble (Doctor Might Hate This)
Gonads are important for reproduction and developing in mature person, but gonads trouble is often possible to occur. In this article we talk about simple step to take to mitigate gonad trouble. First of all, talk of science with factual information. What Are the Gonads? In male, gonads are created by cause of testosterone, stimulated … Continue reading 8 Simple Step to Deal with Gonads Trouble (Doctor Might Hate This)
Brimboriodcast #371 – Monday, June 19, 2023 (23:34)
OMG! The Latest 411 on The Kardashians!
“Hey, what do you know about these…uhh…Kardashians?” my brother asks me one Saturday when I’m over. “What’s there to know?” I say. “They unload their dirty laundry all over television and the internet every week. I don’t know anything about 'em, and I still know too much about 'em.” “Hm,” he says. “I know if … Continue reading OMG! The Latest 411 on The Kardashians!
Steam Whistle News Feed – June 9, 2023
You know, you do a thing long enough, one which involves not only seeing much of the same dry, dull unpleasantness day in and day out—but also injustice, inequity, unfairness and various ways of indirect and direct silencing—and you start to get cynical. I’m starting to get cynical. Or maybe I’m just bored. I don’t … Continue reading Steam Whistle News Feed – June 9, 2023
Brimboriodcast #370 – Wednesday, June 14, 2023 (29:54)
Brimboriodcast #369 – Monday, June 12, 2023 (22:24)
9 Amazing Things You Need to Know about ChatGPT
“Hey, what do you know about this ChatGPT stuff?” my brother says to me from the living room when I’m over there recently. “What do you want to know?” I say. “No no—I’m asking you. What do you know?” he says. “No, I know, but what do you want to know?” I say. “I wanna … Continue reading 9 Amazing Things You Need to Know about ChatGPT
Best Insider Picks for the 2023 Stanley Cup Final
“All right, so what’s the spread?” “You mean the puckline?” he says. “No, I mean the spread. As in, ‘spread your cheeks and sit right down on top of this ceramic fruit topiary centerpiece, that I’m gonna hold steady for you. And give it a fundlebuster.’” My niece spit most of her beverage out onto the floor...
Steam Whistle News Feed – May 26, 2023
My 18-year-old cat got mauled by a dog on Monday, so I don’t want to be d--king around too much this week. She’s going to be okay they tell me, eventually, but I’m going to try my best to cut through the crap of important/not-so-important news, because life is short. Especially for a cat. And … Continue reading Steam Whistle News Feed – May 26, 2023
Brimboriodcast #368 – Wednesday, May 31, 2023 (22:44)
Brimboriodcast #367 – Friday, May 26, 2023 (19:19)
7 Scary Scandals of Prince Harry & the Royal Family
“Hey, did you hear about the royals?” my sister-in-law asks me when I’m over. “And the latest scandal with Prince Harry? It was pretty scary what happened.” “What, Kansas City?” I said. “No, Harry and Meghan. The royals.” “I seen that show, I think. What about it?” “It’s not a show, they’re people.” “Well, what … Continue reading 7 Scary Scandals of Prince Harry & the Royal Family
Brimboriodcast #366 – Wednesday, May 24, 2023 (20:03)
Brimboriodcast #365 – Wednesday, May 17, 2023 (21:05)
The Ultimate Take on Martha Stewart’s Sexy Spread
"I mean, what good can you possibly say of this? ‘It’s going to empower women to…’—nope. ‘It’s going to inspire young girls to…’—nope. ‘It’s going to motivate seventy-year-old women to…’—nope. ‘Men are going to buy it because…’—nope. ‘Seventy-year-old men are going buy it because…’—maybe. But that's all you got."
Lübeck, Germany
I have never seen a Harry Potter film, but I assume they look like they were filmed in Lübeck. It’s got medieval brick buildings, narrow streets, corridors leading to unknown destinations, etc. It’s a LARPer’s wet dream...